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Monday, September 11th, 2006
1:57 pm	man i need to find someone in madison to join http://studentservices.engr.wisc.edu/innovation/index.html that with me. so much money for the taking. (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 20th, 2006
6:41 pm	WHAMMIE! With all the hype about snakes on a plane, I have decided to honor the true hero of the story. Champ, Well that wasn't his name in the movie or the guys actual name but still....."i think i'll need your shirt to darlin" I know that LJ has 37,000 entries to this effect already, but man did that movie rock, no one has mentioned as of yet, though, that on our way their, on E washington in madison, we saw our good old friend mark flagg. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 14th, 2006
10:43 am	still feelin sick, but at least i didn't throw up this morning. Its an odd sensation, i feel like i have talents and good qualities but, simultaneously i believe those qualities are so out there that no one even really values them. Whats the point of having them? Sense everyone else is talking of snakes day allow me. Should be a good day, ridiculously bad movie+homebrew+BBQ=fun times. Unfortunately i might have to hold back on 2 of those variables, which is depressing, but at least it will be more fun than most shit. I need a new hobby. If my computer was fixxed i guess i could keep writing my pipe dream of a novel. The consensus seems to be that ram in my comp went and my specific comp will not allow any sort of transplant, so that blows. I've been working out to kill time but i guess that may not be the best plan until i start eating again. Gotta head back towards milwaukee this week to help fix up stuff at the cottage. gonna be so much worse being sick but there seems to be no way out of it. There are just certain things my 5 time heart attack father can't lift anymore. One final thought, even when i get excited about maybe doing something with my life(defense attorney), something in my head convinces me i shouldn't get excited. I have at least 5 years before i could even do that, if i am good enough. Even if i can do something which seems worthwhile, it also seems unobtainable. Man i am emo lately. (Comment on this)
Sunday, August 13th, 2006
6:51 pm	meh In advance, appologies for the emoness and bs philosophical nature of this post but u have been forewarned, i hope some of the last few paragraphs will be slightly more upbeat. Yeah, don't really use this much at all. Don't even know really what to say. Been emotionally and physically in a pretty hellish state lately, hence the rare motivation to post. Just thinking to myself it somehow seems unfair that even if one gives up he or she does not really give up, just opts for the option which involves the least effort. Knowing what I do about self interest it seems almost everyone engages in this activity to some degree. Any difference in preferences seems purely arbitrary given that preferences create our induviduality so to attempt to standardize seems, well fucked up. So where am I? I can "give up" which simply means change my preferences until i am comfortable with a lifestyle usually percieved worthless, or go on in another tangent which has no more gaurantee of any happiness. Which, brings me to Hamlet. All we can do is distract ourselves with the motion and attempt, such is the nature of madness. Feel like i gotta start acting again. My computer is boned, but apparently my beer is good. I gotta start eating again, haven't had a real meal in a week. On a happier note i think i am getting a free trip to vale colorado over christmas break with some of marthas family, shhhh about it tho, some of the family wasn't invited i guess. so that should be pretty wicked, they are fun people. Just hope its not akward. I feel like i can only be social in short bursts and then when i run out of material i tend to get neurotic. all for now, perhaps i will try to lj more regularly again. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 26th, 2005
12:15 am	i cannot possibly share genes with these people ok 2 cousins, both age 19, neither knew what stone henge was. i mean really now, stonhenge.....stonehenge! far more occured during this fun holiday time that should bother me more, but jesus christ....stonehenge (Comment on this)
Sunday, December 18th, 2005
8:07 pm	dear president bush, fuck you you fucking family guy interupting fuck, i hate u for many many things but now it has gonetoo far sir. sincerly yours, john schwendel p.s. i am going to knife your ass (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 10th, 2005
12:28 pm	hahahaha i saw this cat on trekkies 2 today http://www.infohazard.org/~rdoty/albums/Album_Trekkies2/030726_US_CA_Sac_CGCC_Trek_BorgCat3.jpg it even has a laserpointer on its head, its funny cuz it chases after it (Comment on this)
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
3:15 pm	ok....wtf....theres a military channel now? (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
9:21 am	rent sweet jesus christ.....rent looks like the worst adaptation ever (Comment on this)
Monday, November 14th, 2005
10:38 pm	anyone know this kid? warning, in the following entry i mock many people do not read if u r easily offended ok seriously i make fun of troubled kids....like harshly i may imply they have no souls if thats cool, read on Wubbleboy (10:19:24 PM): i had a fun time with your mother last night dangerouschild56 (10:19:51 PM): my mothers dead dangerouschild56 (10:20:14 PM): so please explain what you are talking about you fucking idiot Wubbleboy (10:20:29 PM): i like the stiff ones dangerouschild56 (10:20:43 PM): hilarious u faggot Wubbleboy (10:20:56 PM): dude unless your mom was a man, i am no faggot dangerouschild56 (10:21:21 PM): ahahhahhahhahah dangerouschild56 (10:21:37 PM): faggot Wubbleboy (10:21:57 PM): though she might of been a man, i didn't see much of the front of her dangerouschild56 (10:22:30 PM): well you are used to the tight fit of a mans anus Wubbleboy (10:22:50 PM): yeah....her ass was anything but tight dangerouschild56 (10:23:07 PM): k well ur fucking gay dangerouschild56 (10:23:09 PM): bye Wubbleboy (10:25:14 PM): u know they say those who can create no insults but those pertaining to homosexuality are just projecting their own tendencies onto those they hate reflecting a deeper more true self hate dangerouschild56 (10:25:58 PM): what dont u get dangerouschild56 (10:26:02 PM): u r a fucking loser Wubbleboy (10:26:30 PM): ok so there are several facts that caused me to pursue irritating u Wubbleboy (10:26:42 PM): #1 u pissed me off, im'ing me and asking who i was Wubbleboy (10:26:51 PM): like u have to be a ass licking retard to do that Wubbleboy (10:27:01 PM): #2 no marginal cost to me Wubbleboy (10:27:07 PM): i mean what else i am doin? Wubbleboy (10:27:22 PM): #3 curiosity as to who the fuck u r and how u got my sn in the first place dangerouschild56 (10:27:55 PM): did u really just make a list dangerouschild56 (10:28:03 PM): what kind of fucking dork are you Wubbleboy (10:28:13 PM): so based on that, i do not see how i am a loser, other than if we use u as a guide as someone who is an acceptable human being Wubbleboy (10:28:21 PM): but that is an outrageous assumption dangerouschild56 (10:29:03 PM): shut the fuck up Wubbleboy (10:29:36 PM): ok, i will be as quiet as your mom was last night, if u tell me who u r and how u got my screen name dangerouschild56 (10:29:58 PM): ok dangerouschild56 (10:30:00 PM): bye dangerouschild56 (10:30:05 PM): o and Wubbleboy (10:30:13 PM): last word time! Wubbleboy (10:30:14 PM): go Wubbleboy (10:30:19 PM): if u get the last word u win Wubbleboy (10:30:20 PM): come on Wubbleboy (10:30:24 PM): GO GO GO GO GO! dangerouschild56 (10:30:29 PM): fuck off Wubbleboy (10:30:33 PM): clever Wubbleboy (10:30:40 PM): that took u that long? Wubbleboy (10:30:48 PM): i can't believe i know someone that slow dangerouschild56 (10:31:04 PM): ahahahhahhahhah dangerouschild56 (10:31:07 PM): ur boring me dangerouschild56 (10:31:09 PM): bye Wubbleboy (10:32:12 PM): i mean seriously are you one of those retarded kids they give computers to to test whether or not they have a sense of logic, eventually trying to determine if u even have a soul? Wubbleboy (10:34:23 PM): oh man, i bet u shat yourself, go get your nanny to help u little timmy, RUN! remember the rhyme, when u feel something pushing, u should be rushing.....fucking retards dangerouschild56 (10:35:07 PM): r u seriously still talking dangerouschild56 (10:35:23 PM): i said you are a boring piece of shit Wubbleboy (10:35:33 PM): as inexplicable as your ability to continue breathing dangerouschild56 (10:35:39 PM): and you should probably just kill yourself now dangerouschild56 (10:35:43 PM): k bye Wubbleboy (10:35:46 PM): clever again Wubbleboy (10:35:50 PM): like u keep sayin bye Wubbleboy (10:35:53 PM): and keep talking Wubbleboy (10:35:59 PM): do u know what the word means little timmy? Wubbleboy (10:37:02 PM): so r u one of those funny looking retards or just one of them that looks normal so they can sneak up on you? Wubbleboy (10:37:41 PM): u seem quite at ease about your mothers death also, did she touch u innapropriately when u were young? Wubbleboy (10:37:58 PM): timmy, i need to know, did she touch your special places? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, November 10th, 2005
8:27 pm	mmmmm pocky sticks (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
7:29 pm	ok we need to lobby people. time to boycott those products offered on fox during "war at home" with strength and some luck, we will make it so that red headed retard never disrupts good wholesom animated fun (Comment on this)
Monday, October 17th, 2005
7:03 pm	3 things dove is almost as good as cadburry chocalate poor judith miller stuck in prison because freedom is an illusion once again i forget number 3 but i am sure it was something that pissed me the fuck off (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 21st, 2005
9:39 pm	oh i am bored so very bored someone suggest a good webcomic IMMEDIATELY! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, May 5th, 2005
4:03 pm	http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=596&item=5386224466&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW (Comment on this)
Friday, April 15th, 2005
1:42 pm	well i saw this one coming a mile away Your Inner European is Dutch! Open minded and tolerant. You're up for just about anything. Who's Your Inner European? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 6th, 2005
7:59 pm	So, i sit here watching lost and it occurs to me, all these guys say they would take a beautiful woman on the island, well shit what about some protection, u don't want that bitch gettin knocked up for christs sake u r trapped on a goddamn island (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 27th, 2005
9:37 pm	why do i try? everyone calls me a jack ass, but heres what happens when i try not to be Wubbleboy (9:17:49 PM): if not to know me then why read lj? sea Moon 16 (9:17:55 PM): hahahahhahahhahaha sea Moon 16 (9:17:57 PM): hey i have an idea Wubbleboy (9:18:00 PM): some smug sense of superiority? sea Moon 16 (9:18:34 PM): jj, guess what! I don't care. I read livejournal because i do want to know what's going on, but i was just commenting that you can edit posts and change it Wubbleboy (9:18:48 PM): and u call me a jack ass? sea Moon 16 (9:19:05 PM): yea sea Moon 16 (9:19:09 PM): i do Wubbleboy (9:20:11 PM): god almigty i try to strike up convos cuz we used to be friends, u just try to fucking assert yourself as some sort of superior cuz its the only thing that will keep u from crying yourself to sleep at night (alone) so whatever man, i enjoyed when we were friends but obviously bs is more important that friendship to uy sea Moon 16 (9:20:36 PM): no. sea Moon 16 (9:20:45 PM): i would feel alone even if i did consider you a friend sea Moon 16 (9:20:54 PM): you've always been a pretty mean person sea Moon 16 (9:21:05 PM): im gonna go, cause my friend's coming ovver sea Moon 16 (9:21:10 PM): i really don't care what you think of me jj sea Moon 16 (9:21:33 PM): you considered me a friend last year? and at the end of last year... i Wubbleboy (9:21:48 PM): enjoy your life alone mother fucker, cuz thats all u got sea Moon 16 (9:21:50 PM): you had made me feel miserable. the people i did consider my friends, i really didn't sea Moon 16 (9:21:54 PM): ok sea Moon 16 (9:21:55 PM): fine, jj sea Moon 16 (9:21:57 PM): i don't care Wubbleboy (9:22:23 PM): y u even responde then? Wubbleboy (9:22:34 PM): i care cuz i hoped i could still enjoy your friendship Wubbleboy (9:22:37 PM): but whatever Wubbleboy (9:25:48 PM): i made u feel bad cuz thats what a friend does when u are acting badly, fucking a why do i try, u always started leaving your personality for pussy, well enjoy that sea Moon 16 (9:27:21 PM): im out dude. Wubbleboy (9:27:39 PM): run mother fucker RUN!!! sea Moon 16 is away at 9:27:42 PM. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
4:04 pm	3 things 1 if movies really imitate real life shouldn't they be painfully cliche? 2 even tho guys dorms usually just have stalls and no urinals i have never heard of a guy falling into a toilet like girls always complain about 3 i forgot what #3 was so that bites (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 11th, 2005
12:05 am	comedy is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore and btw cuyler u r a jackass (5 Comments |Comment on this)